I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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