Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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