Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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