Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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