It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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