That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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