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also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again

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(561): View more from Florida

She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.

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ummmm thanks

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