At least make sure they are 18
Why
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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