Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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