I think I died a long time ago.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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