How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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