you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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