You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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