So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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