I want to walk on stilts...naked
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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