Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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