I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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