Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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