how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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