we're chasing vodka with high fives
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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