I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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