We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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