Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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