Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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