why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I wish you could order shots online.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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