its not stalking. its research.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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