he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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