Nicole vs. Life
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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