Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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