Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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