This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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