WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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