Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
