areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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