Who wears a wallet chain?!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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