whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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