I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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