just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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