Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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