She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you didnt know i had herpes?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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