Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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