Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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