Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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