I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
