yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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