i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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