Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
