have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So squirting runs in the family.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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