oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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