I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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